I Didn't Know The Horse Was A Diabetic

In what appears to be a case of life immitating art, an Ohio University student was arrested for assualting a police horse after he punched the animal in the head. It appears as though the student will get off with a fine, and more importantly, he will not have to risk having Nasty Nate get his cocktail fruit as our good friend Kenny did in "Half Baked."

Want to get back at your school's rival, why not paint and orange penis and write your school's name all over its hallowed campus statue. Who pulled this little stunt off?--Why it was those clever lads from princeton. The pranks between the two schools date back more than 130 years when some revolutionary war era cannon began to continuously be stolen and then stolen back by one school or the other. This stunt just supports my belief that ivy league students know more about painting the male anatomy than anybody else.