"Sweetheart" Sanchez Accused Of Sexual assault

It seems as though Mark Sanchez, the USC quarterback who was accused of sexual assault, doesn't always come off as a rapist. One USC female described him as a "sweetheart" who she feels comfortable hanging out with late at night on her front stoop. Perhaps Sanchez was just trying to help out teammates LenDale White and Winston Justice by distracting NFL scouts from their off the field problems.


In some slightly related news, Duke needed the expertise of two presidential panels to determine that their lacrosse players have behavior problems while under the influence of alcohol. Thanks to the panels, there finally is conclusive evidence that Duke lacrosse players have been "socially irresponsible when under the influence of alcohol." Duke students, this is your $40,000 of tuition at work. Meanwhile, Georgetown continues to deny recruiting Duke lacrosse players.