At Last, A Bridge Champion

Ladies and Gentleman, I present the 2006 Collegiate Bridge Champions, The Michigan Wolverines. Michigan outdeuled Princeton in a final match that lasted over 12 hours. The team got ready for the tournament by practicing for three hours a day for 2 months, and their reward for winning was a $500 scholarship. The win in troubling for Michigan's football team, who now has to live up to the championship expectations set by the bridge players.

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