Harvard's Dirty Money

Jeffery Epstein, a billionaire money manager who donated $30 million to Harvard in 2003, has been arrested for soliciting prostitutes. The police report claims that Epstein solicited sex on three separate occasions, and he could be charged with unlawful sexual activity with a minor and lewd and lascivious molestation. Epstein claims he's innocent, but it hasn't helped his cause that the money he donated was to go towards establishing the Harvard School of Prostitution.

Arizona State can no longer afford to dispose of sensitive documents such as old exams or answer keys. The school's recycling program hopes to save about $8,000 a year by leaving the disposal problem for specific departments to take care of. The school also hopes their new policy will attract the best and brightest cheaters from all across the country.

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