How Not To Run A Bar

Here's a promotion for a bar that could have no bad consequences. Admit only women to your bar and allow them to drink for free. Then after two hours allow men to come in and let the games begin. A local University of Maryland bar is now in trouble for doing just this--apparently it didn't cross the owners mind that this could create an environment conducive to sexual assault. The owner claimed the event was to show appreciation for all its female patrons. I will now use every muscle in my brain to refrain from making a Duke lacrosse joke.

Speaking of Duke, in J.J. Redick's latest installment chronicling his journey towards the NBA draft, he reveals that he and Adam Morrison had to postpone their Halo date. But don't worry, the two ran into each other while shopping for clothes and they managed to go watch a UFC fight together. It's obviously going to take more than a rigorous pre-draft schedule to tear these two apart. They're like the Elaine and Puddy of the NBA draft.

In other news...The University of Texas has a famous rock on display...When University of Iowa students go home for the summer they have a habit of leaving their pets behind...The Kentucky basketball team has its own special interest group...BYU has its own racecar...